IN BLANKSTARE NEWS: "So good it's better than sex"...

 A viral post on AskReddit wondered: What’s better than sex? So far, of the 8,000 responses and counting, top answers include: When you’re unbelievably thirsty and you finally get your hands on some water, a hot bath after a long day working outside in the cold, flirting, and going to the bathroom after you’ve been holding it in for ages.