IN BLANKSTARE NEWS:Things to avoid during sex …

#ThingsToAvoidDuringSex has been trending on Twitter, and though a lot of the tweets are too gross for us, quite a few are pretty funny.

The hashtag #ThingsToAvoidDuringSex has been trending on Twitter, and though a lot of the tweets are too gross for us, quite a few are pretty funny. Here are a few of our favorites:

“His wife” and “Her husband”
“Meaningful conversation”
“Witnesses”
“Enjoying a sandwich”
“Calling out the wrong name”
“Saying ‘Will you marry me?’”
“Beach sand”