Most people watch the Miss USA pageant to see someone fall, check out the swimsuit portion and of course to see if their State wins. However, commentator Carson Kressley wasn't here for any of that. If you don't remember who Carson Kressley is, that's fine. He was one of the originals from Queer Eye. I can't tell you anything else he's done other than commentate, so there's that.
Nick Lachey (of 98 degrees) and his wife Vanessa Lachey (no, he isn't still married to Jessica Simpson and hasn't been since 2006) were the actually hosts of the pageant, but of course, Nick tossed it to Kressely and his co-host for their opinions so far. Watch below to hear exactly what was said in a clip obtained from TMZ.
"It's like 'Sophie's Choice'! They're all so good,"
Alright, if you've never seen or heard of Sophie's Choice before, let me sum it up for you. It's a film that debuted in 1982 starring the amazing Meryl Streep. She played a concentration camp survivor who *spoiler alert* had to choose between saving the life of her daughter or saving the life of her son.
What kind of jerk do you have to be to compare a PAGEANT, to that? This is why they tell you to think before you speak smh.
BTW: Nebraska won...even though Florida was better but you know, congratulations.