IN BLANKSTARE NEWS:Things to avoid during sex …

 The hashtag #ThingsToAvoidDuringSex has been trending on Twitter, and though a lot of the tweets are too gross for us, quite a few are pretty funny. Here are a few of our favorites:

• “His wife” and “Her husband”
• “Meaningful conversation”
• “Witnesses”
• “Enjoying a sandwich”
• “Calling out the wrong name”
• “Saying ‘Will you marry me?’”
• “Beach sand”